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RESUME
GEORGE W.
BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND
EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record has been 'lost' and is not available.
Hmmmm
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
combat duty in Vietnam
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in
1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF
TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union . During my
tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America .
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President
of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2
million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire, '
Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving
the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court
during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron & Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than
any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war'
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US election)
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history
I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World
Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of
diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the
history of mankind
I am the first President in our history to order an unprovoked,
preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families
in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and security
I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker
Buster,' a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified
that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
Note From Ed Roman
When I was a young I
thought I knew everything. I was of course wrong, Now that I am
older and have much more experience. I can now say that I still
don't know everything.
However if the younger voters get this
Obama Character elected we can bend over an kiss our butts
goodbye.
A Response From
Richard Bowen
After reading you rant George Bush Resume I felt
compelled to send a reply. I am glad and distressed to see that
I am not the only person in the USA that believes that we have
become a Third World Economy.
I saw this coming with the inception of NAFTA and it looks as
though we have arrived. I do not, however, believe that this can
be laid upon the shoulders of George W. he is far too stupid to
have pulled off such a far reaching mess (I am refraining from
calling this a Cluster F***).
George W. is just the figure head and our National level Elected
Officials are carrying out the will of their true constituents;
The Filthy Rich!
Folks like me, the poor, are and always have footed the bill so
the rich can get richer. The very rich tend to make money hand
over fist in times such as these.
The very rich money makers are not limited to people in the USA
by a long shot: The profit from misfortune is world wide. I do
not believe that our government is in charge of America; I
believe that world wide Big Business is in charge of our
country.
People elected to National Office are usually quite rich and
have no idea what it is like to live as I do; nor do they care!
Our Nationally Elected Government just tries to keep the process
of gutting the American people in something resembling order. I
recently watched George W. on TV. In the brief time that I
watched him he did not make one coherent sentence.
I cannot believe that a moronic bastard like George W. could
master mind the wholesale screwing of of the American people as
we are seeing now! I am, admittedly, poor. I am disabled and
live on fixed income. My meager income does not go nearly as far
as it did a year ago. It took me three and a half years to win
my disability case. (I am a United States Military Veteran to
boot.) I'm very lucky that I did not wind up living under a
bridge. People like George W. and our elected officials do not
give a crap about people like me (the poor). In fact, I imagine
they would like to take my meager income away from me. This is
why I cannot afford to buy one of your fine guitars, Ed.
I also imagine this is why businesses are going under right and
left in Western North Carolina and Nationwide. Ed, you might be
in the class of "The Very Rich", but I doubt it. You do not seem
to have the heart (or lack thereof) of the filthy rich. In fact,
I would be surprised if I know anyone who knows anyone, who
knows anyone, who knows anyone that is filthy rich.
The afore mentioned are the only ones who profit from the
Republican invention of Trickle Down Economics. If I am very
good and do exactly what Massa' wants and act exactly how Massa'
wants me to act, I might occasionally get a crumb from Massa's
table. But I'm not counting on it. That's what Trickle Down
Economics means to me and most Americans, whether or not they
are willing to admit it.
Back in 1941, during the FDR administration, the U.S. was still
feeling the effects of the Great Depression. There was much
unrest in the world. FDR was aching to get the U.S. into one or
more of the conflicts overseas to help pull the country out of
the depression. We had a little mishap on December seventh,
1941. It was a thing that became known as "The Day That Will
Live In Infamy". AKA Pearl Harbor, anyone remember that?
There are people who believe that the White
House received timely notice of Japanese intentions and that
said information was suppressed to infuriate the American people
into declaring war on Japan, which, of course they did in 1942.
I see this Conspiracy Theory as not only possible or plausible,
but probable. Now, does anyone see any similarities between
Pearl Harbor and 9-11? There is a rather large body of evidence
which indicates 9-11 could have been prevented. But our
administration needed 9-11 to pass the Patriot Act and create
The Ministry of Homeland Security. Pretty cool way to yank our
Civil and Constitutional Rights from under us, isn't it?
Not to mention that it gave us probable cause
(in the minds of some) to violate the rights of other countries
and play biggest bully on the block. (I became disgusted with
the way our country and military treats other countries when I
was on active duty in the U.S. Navy. On a slightly related note:
Have you ever noticed that the NSA, the CIA and the United
States Navy are frequently all mentioned in the same sentence?
Probably just more of my paranoia.)
My father was a staunch Republican and he hated Communists (the
USSR). When he was still alive I managed to argue the point that
the USSR was not Communist; rather they were Socialists of a
sort. (There were a few true Communist societies in South
America several years back. I'm uncertain of what ever happened
to them.
True Communism is not a bad thing, but it
tends to be rather short lived. It, instead, degenerates into
something like the former Soviet Union.) My father also hated
Liberals. I managed to make him see the similarities between
conservatism and Socialism. Socialism is a very conservative
system, it does not tolerate change well at all. Such a system
also tends to give rise to Tyranny, such as existed in the
former Soviet Union. As a side effect, Conservatism tends to
stomp all over Civil and Constitutional rights; it is not a very
tolerant system. Now we are coming up on eight years under
conservative rule. Is it just me, or does this country appear to
be going the way of the former Soviet Union economically and
toward their former way of government?
Now to my final point. You stated in your rant
that if Obama wins the election that we can all kiss our asses
good-bye. This may be true. But I believe that we will be in no
better shape if McCain wins. McCain has said that he is "Going
to shake things up". A purposely vague statement that says to
me; "Things are going to be shaken up the same way they have
been shaken up for the last eight years". Which is to say:"
Things are going to continue the way they have been going for
the last eight years and things are going to continue to
worsen." In fact, early on in McCain's campaign he said that
this whole mess would work itself out without government
intervention. He was planning on leaving things the way they
are.
One must also reason that if dumb-ass George W.
is not capable of master minding this mess we are in, his
political machine must have been running the show. This
political machine is the very same baggage that McCain will
bring to the White House. (Does anyone remember the
Republican Financial Guru saying "The recession is in the
imagination of the people"?)
I am afraid that, regardless of who wins the
election, our country is beyond a point where it can be
repaired.
Please feel free to post this on your web site.
That may result in me getting a visit from Homeland Security
prior to my disappearance from the face of the earth. But what
the hell! If you are going to walk on thin ice you had might as
well have some fun and tap dance a little!
Best Wishes & God Help Us,
Richard Bowen
Response & Comment from Ed
I believe "Poor" is not a financial condition,
I believe it is a state of mind. If you accept the fact that you
are Poor, you always will be Poor. (Ya' gotta' fight back with
your last dying breath)
The Government is dumbing us all down !!!!!!
BS media hype and deceitful lies carefully conceived to make us
all think we are free!!!!
I especially liked the part about the people
from homeland security visiting you. I've always felt that the
government wants to control us totally. That is why I am so
against the disarming of America.
In Nazi Germany they made you register your
guns, then the came around and collected them all. Then
they made you register if you were Jewish, Then they came
around and collected them all too.
Do you remember in all those pictures where they
are leading them off to the ovens there was not one single
person even trying to put up a fight. How can an unarmed man
fight soldiers with machineguns.
They didn't even have hunting rifles which could
have been effectively used in a patriotic resistance.
The one thing I can definitely agree on is the
fact that it's "too late" Most people have been very
effectively brainwashed or programmed by the political machine
that runs this country and the corporate pigs who decide what
our next purchase will be before we even know we need it
!!!!!!!!
Ed Roman
2008
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