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Jaros Guitars Sold and Delivered
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Quilted Front, Back and Headstock
Gold Hardware,
Aztec Stair-step Inlays,
Seymour Duncan Pearly Gates & 59,
Ebony Fretboard,
Hawaiian Ice Finish
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James Jaros Bluzeman Plus
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Quilted Front, Back and Headstock
Gold Hardware, Aztec Stair-step Inlays
Seymour Duncan Pearly Gates & 59
Ebony Fretboard |
Jim Jaros
Jaros Bluzeman Plus, Heavily Quilted Top, Back & Headstock
Gold Hardware, Ebony Fretboard, Full Inlays
Seymour Duncan Black/Back TM Pickups
Honduras Mahogany Construction
 
James Jaros Bluzeman Plus
Quilted Front, Back and Headstock
Gold Hardware, Aztec Stairstep Inlays
Seymour Duncan Pearly Gates & 59
James Jaros Bluzeman
Quilted Front, Back and Headstock
Gold Hardware, Aztec Stairstep Inlays
Seymour Duncan Pearly Gates & 59
Ebony Fretboard, Set Through Neck
SOLD
Jaros Bluzeman Plus, Heavily Flamed Top, Back & Headstock
Gold Hardware, Ebony Fretboard, Full Inlays
Seymour Duncan Black/Back TM Pickups
Honduras Mahogany Construction
SOLD
SOLD
ALL OF THESE ARE SOLD
SOLD
Heard any good one liners lately?
Q: What's the difference between a
Britney Spears video and a porno flick?
A: The porno flick has way better music!
Not really too funny, But I laughed when I
heard it.
Three drug addicts went into a favorite back alley to shoot
up. The black addict sterilized his needle, swabbed it with alcohol, and shot
up. Then he passed it to the Jewish junkie, who sterilized it, swabbed it with
alcohol, and shot up. Then he passed it to the Slobovian addict, who stuck the
needle right in his arm.
"Are you crazy, man?" screamed the first two. "Haven't you
heard of AIDS. You could get sick, man, and die." "Don't be ridiculous," said
the Slobovian in a lofty tone. "I'm wearing a condom!"
Some Ranting for Good Measure!!!!!
While it is true that seat belt laws are a "good idea", I
believe that this should be a personal decision. It is only when we begin to
turn "good ideas" into law that we approach becoming
dictatorship.
I do not remember voting on this law, do you?
I also believe that if a law even approaches taking away our
personal rights or liberties, we should vote on it in a popular vote.
I guarantee you that there would be no seat belt law. There
would also be no helmet law for motorcycles and the legal drinking age would
be around 18. If you are old enough to die for your country, then you are old
enough to decide whether you want to tip a couple of frosty lagers.
Celebrating Anniversaries:
JULY 27 2001
Today is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of Pee Wee Herman getting
caught red-handed whilst yanking on his funny bone in a Florida porno theater!
I would have loved to have seen his face when he got caught,
He’s such a Chooch!!!! I wonder if he did his famous goofy laugh while they
were dragging him from the theater out to the police car. Heh Heh, Heh Heh,
I wonder if they let him pull his pants up or close his
zipper before the put the cuffs on. Wait a minute, I'm getting a visual of Pee
Wee with his comedy routine hanging out while the paparazzi took pictures... Oh
Oh maybe I'm getting carried away... Wait it was Pee Wee who was getting carried
away. Heh Heh, Heh Heh
I never really liked him too much, But after that incident I
started to get his humor a little better... Oh Well !!!
In commemoration of this momentous milestone, maybe we should
think about tossing in a few extra pulls for Pee Wee!
Yay Pee Wee
Keep on Jerkin yer Gherkin...
People who live in glass houses should not
throw stones, After all everybody in the world does it. But it's still
embarrassing if you get caught, Why is that?
Ok I haven't offended everybody yet,
Let's push the envelope and go for a little
religious Humor!!
A man arrives at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to Room
24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of
Heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist."
"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates.
"Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different
rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well, the
Catholics are in Room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
Thanks You've Been a Wonderful Audience
Ed Roman
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