Abstract Juvenile Delinquent Guitar

Abstract Juvenile Delinquent Guitar

 Our New Model Is Much Better Designed & Balanced
Buzz Feiten Tuning System

This Guitar Now Available In A Quicksilver

Beautiful Example of Black Korina Model with Quilted Maple Top

Neck Through Body, 24 fret ebony neck.
1990 Model

Buck Dharma Live On Stage
Ed Roman Abstract JD Guitar

Paul Crook with his JD on stage with Meatloaf
The pickups used on this guitar are the same original ones Tony Iommi uses.
They are made in England By Jay Dee Guitars  (John Diggs)

Better Balancing More Ergonomically Correct
Higher Reach & Faster Neck
    24 Frets, Neck Thru Body

This Guitar Now Available In A Quicksilver

Macassar Ebony Neck    Korina Body     Ebony Fingerboard
Neck Through Body Old Style JD Model
This Guitar Is Currently In Stock April 2010
It is pre owned and in great condition


JD Guitar Built By Abstract Guitars 2001

All Mahogany 24 Fret Neck Through Body Ed Roman Guitar


These guitars are not for everyone
Ferrari's aren't for everyone either !!!!


All Mahogany 24 Fret  Neck Thru Body Guitars
Occasionally someone will want one in 22 frets or even a different scale
No problem Whatsoever


You can order any pickups, any inlay, any bridge, any scale
double-necks available


 Delivered July 1991 to "Ju Ju Molten" of  "The Crazy Insane" 

Please Do Not Confuse These Guitars With A Gibson SG !!!

Even the older ones that had a similar style. These guitars are a different scale, 24 frets instead of 22, The necks are built through the guitar, They are not glued on.

The electronics are different, the bridge is a Tone Pros and the neck radius is totally different. You can adjust the strings lower and they sound fatter than anything that remotely looks like them.

The body which resembles the SG is actually quite different, It's longer & balances far better. Also the breakage & tuning problems associated with Gibson headstocks and unstable Gibson set necks are non existent.

Every effort has been made to improve on this traditional design and in 2007 we have rebalanced the guitar and changed some of the angles ever so slightly to better facilitate balancing and comfort.

Paul Crook's Custom Made 24 Fret JD Guitar 2004
Paul Crook Has been Playing With Meatloaf for Close to 8 Years
Previously Played With Anthrax & Sebastian Bach
This Guitar Now Available In A Quicksilver



The First Ones Ever Built Back In The Early 90's
Built Using A BC Rich Style Neck Through Body Core !!!!
Built for Aaron Shore who still is using it as his main guitar 20 plus years later !!!


2011 Model
Black HW, 24 Frets, SD Pickups, Omega Inlay (SOLD to Caesar John)   



 Some Model Abstract Guitars Are Available In 4 Different Levels

1, Gold Series:   100% hand made with any possible option you can think of. The Gold series are not necessarily any better than our other series they are just available with an extremely high degree of personalization. No major large guitar company can compare with the extreme level of customization.

Gold Series models are available in Basses, Doublenecks, Neck Through Body, Bolt On, Headless like a Steinberger, Baritones, Left Handed or whatever your heart desires.                                                 

2, Silver Series:   100% hand made with limited options, These are top of the line guitars in the same tradition of the Gold Series except you cannot order custom inlays or different fingerboards & headstock shapes. They are still available with custom colors & many custom options much the same as a USA custom shop Jackson, Fender or BC Rich.   These will not be available in all models !!!!

3, Iron Series:  Machine made bodies & necks  but 100% hand assembled quality instruments. These guitars are designed with quality & affordability in mind like our Baker Brand of guitars. These guitars are excellent for the working musician who is looking for something i has more of a sense of style than most

4, Build It Yourself Kits:  These Are Silver Series Kits that you can build for considerably less and they are guaranteed to fit together.

Remember, we carry 44 different types of wood on the premises. You can choose whatever pickups you like, We carry all the major brand names and many boutique brands like Tom Holmes. You can order Gold Series models with any headstock on our list or design something yourself. You can choose the hardware and you can design the electronics. 

All Abstract guitars are built in the USA and carefully & lovingly set up just before we sell them. All Abstract guitars come with a super stable very fast neck & neck heel.  

Ed Roman


The Spoon & The String

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how corporate consultants can make a difference to a large organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's new corporate owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."   That's approximately $250.00 per day

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

God Bless Corporate America